Butts

Emmie has taken to saying, after she has pooped in her diaper, that she has a "yucky butt." The other day I changed her dirty diaper and afterward she looked, quite seriously, at me, and said, "I have a yummy butt, daddy."

Gregory has allergies that cause his skin to be itchy. And, as with everything else, he has to tell us about it. "Itchy nose, dad!" "Itchy, foot, mom!" So, naturally, when we were at church, he had to tell us, with his hand down his pants and in a fairly loud voice, "Itchy, butt. Itchy butt, right here!"